Six Puns Day Thirty Six: Citrus Fruits
Aren’t you glad you didn’t buy that lemon of a car? Your new automobile is so juiced up that it’s sublime. It brings you a zest for life, and that’s definitely quite appealing.
View ArticleSix Puns Day Ninety Five: Idaho
It might not be appealing, but you could chip in for an air conditioner to get to the root of our building’s air circulation problems–lately our office feels like it’s been baked. Okay, I’m sorry....
View ArticleSix Puns Day One Hundred Eighty One: Potatoes
There are some traits that are quite appealing about eagles: their eyes have 20/20 vision, they get to the root of fishing for pike, and their stomachs are large and would never need a staple: food...
View ArticleSix Puns Day Two Hundred Ninety: Bananas
The workers were given their pink slips earlier that day, in an event that was widely unappealing to them. It was a hardly a ripe time for lay-offs, especially in a factory where everybody normally...
View ArticleSix Puns Day Five Hundred Two: Marmalade
The suite was orange, one of the many details that would preserve itself in the minds of the guests. Its appeal came with the amount of juice available to the TV and other appliances, and the view of...
View ArticleSix Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Eight: Garlic
You were bred for success, so press on and keep your eyes peeled. Don’t mince any words and pay attention to that light bulb going off over your head.
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